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Side Effects (1980)
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought — particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
有趣的是，现代天文学家们认为，空间是有限的，这是让人感到很舒服的一种想法——尤其是对那些从来记不住把东西放在哪的人。
Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
I bought her this handkerchief… and I didn’t even know her size.
我给她买了这块手帕，但我还不知道她的尺码。
Deconstructing Harry (1997)
Between the Pope and air conditioning, I’d choose air conditioning.
在空调和教皇之间，我会选择空调。
Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
传统就是对持久性的幻觉。
Doris: You have no values. With you it’s all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
Harry: Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win!
Doris:你没有价值观，你拥有的仅仅是虚无主义，犬儒主义，挖苦讽刺和性高潮。
Harry:嘿，在法国我能凭着这句口号就在竞选中胜出!
The most beautiful words in the English language aren’t “I love you” but “it’s benign.”
英语中最美的词句不是“我爱你”，而是“你的肿瘤是良性的”。
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.
有一个真理众人皆知。我们的生活包含着我们如何去扭曲它。
Standup Comic (1999)
A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said “no.”
简单说一下口头避孕，几周前我曾深切地切身体验了口头避孕——我请求一个女孩跟我上床，她说“不”。
I’m not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year’s Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
我不能喝酒——我的身体会承受不了酒精（精神）。除夕夜那天我喝了两杯马提尼后，试图劫持一架电梯飞到古巴。
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
当我被绑架后，我父母立即采取了行动——他们把我的房间租了出去。